I’ve long been a believer that Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones is actually no longer alive, but in fact just incredibly well-preserved and animated convincingly by an army of Disney imagineers.
Your FortuneWings of OS/400:
The airline has bought ancient DC-3s, arguably the best and safest planes
that ever flew, and painted "747" on their tails to make them look as if
they are fast. The flight attendants, of course, attend to your every need,
though the drinks cost $15 a pop. Stupid questions cost $230 per hour,
unless you have SupportLine, which requires a first class ticket and
membership in the frequent flyer club. Then they cost $500, but your
accounting department can call it overhead.
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